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Injury Log, supplemental - (05.25.05)

Alright. Who in the blue hell gave me a tetanus shot when I wasn't looking? My shoulder hurts like a son of a bitch. I guess my Komplaint Karma is koming back to kick my ass.

Just in case you got all offended or whatever from that Midgets vs. Lion fiasco, it's not real. Does that look like a BBC URL to you? I didn't think so.

So here's a question for you. Would you consider it acceptable, and I'm speaking strictly hypothetically now, to sit and watch your roommate's brother sleep? Because to me, hypothetically speaking, that's just fucking creepy.

Oddly enough, the <bra> tag that I accidentally typed when trying to insert a line break (<br>) doesn't work. Pity. Because if it did work, I'd have so much fun at bars.

"Hey, baby, how you doin'?" </bra> "Whoa, are you happy to see me or what?"

Just in case there was any doubt that I am both a pig and a geek.

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