Girls Are Pretty
The Frogurt Messiah
Velcrometer

The Library of Congressional Therapy

01.31.03 - don't drink and think
01.30.03 - apologies
01.29.03 - my diary is not amusing
01.28.03 - I have nothing to say to you
01.27.03 - neener-neener-neeeeener
01.26.03 - oh no, not again
01.25.03 - loathe the trailer park tour
01.24.03 - shorter than Verne Troyer
01.23.03 - then and now
01.22.03 - all foots
01.21.03 - lists are fun!
01.20.03 - swimming lessons
01.19.03 - this again?
01.19.03 - voulez vous couchez avec moi, ce soir
01.18.03 - quickie
01.16.03 - it's a long one
01.15.03 - feedback time!
01.14.03 - fix me lick me fuck me kill me
01.13.03 - no swearing, I swear!
01.12.03 - Sickly McSickerson
01.11.03 - the one where you learn way too much about me, but at the same time you're only skimming the surface
01.09.03 - it's wet and slippery, and I forgot my kneepads!
01.09.03 - new layout!
01.08.03 - mmmm, cookie
01.04.03 - buy buy buy!
01.02.03 - slappy Hugh beard